tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57938120755243363532024-02-06T22:15:30.372-08:00Elf-in-a-CanValeigra Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13152902404897336015noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793812075524336353.post-9659271532687414372014-02-18T20:33:00.001-08:002014-02-18T20:36:02.320-08:00King of being weird.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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No trip to the city would be complete without checking out the Eternal Citadel, home to the Queen of Hotness herself (I can't even say her name without getting a wetty); Morathi.</div>
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This Saladfinger Stinkrim b*tch was kind of an asshole but whatever. Hater's gonna HATE.</div>
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There she was, the lion-frothing Mistress of Hate herself. But there HE was. King What-the-hell-is-that!?</div>
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?</div>
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One brain-gasm later...</div>
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When I say I would do anything for Queen Morathi's sweet poon, I guess I really do mean anything >:(</div>
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The city scarred me. I think I'm kinda done here.</div>
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Okay so on my way to this great city or whatever I may have started drinking. And like, never stopped...</div>
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But it turns out respawning in the Inevitable City is a piece of piss! Here we are at last >:D</div>
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And then I found it. Atop a ziggurat there was the most beautiful thing a Black Guard could ever see: A font of PURE HATE pouring from the heavens! Aww yis.</div>
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In other Veleigra-related news I've decided it is finally time for me to visit the grand City of the Inevitable! Where the inevitable will occur! Where all roads inevitably lead! Where for 5 silver you can stick your head in this hole and hear the sound of inevitability!</div>
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My power as a Black Guard is rising like a flaming dragon from a great volcano of fire! But those pesky High Elves just won't lay down and die. I get that they think they are better than us because of their fancy magical education and their (literal) ivory towers, but when you tear off all their armour and clothes and bind them to a rack they aren't all that different to us.</div>
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Although the White Lions I just don't get. If I was a lion why would I serve a guy who wears my parents skin as a cape? I think cat's a super cute too so I've been actively 'liberating' them!</div>
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Roaming the seaside plains I even ran into an old school friend. She's changed quite a bit, but maybe not as much as these guys would have liked.</div>
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Tier 3 is all about grinding through to the tantalisingly close Tier 4 and end game. The Inevitable city awaits! But first you have to play Tor Anroc two thousand times... Those wussbag good guys queue only for this lava filled hell, because they have a big advantage due to AoE knockbacks.</div>
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Speaking of grinding, to get through this brutal wasteland of forgotten content you need a heap of dough. So I've hooked up with this disgraced academy professor for some high-level 'crafting'.</div>
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While my travels through the twisted lands ravaged by the Dark Elf invasion was a lonely trek, I did run into a weekend retreat for frigid witches. It was run by a powerful Sorceress named the Dread Lady Lunira, who was actually quite nice.</div>
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I figured this was an opportune time to get in touch with my dark elf roots and learn something about myself. </div>
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Valeigra's party advice - if someone hands you a drink...</div>
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Okay never do that. The 41st Millennium is a grim, dark place.</div>
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All in all a great learning experience! It feels good to share your interests with others. Now who's up for round two?</div>
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At last! My training was complete and I was on a journey that would inevitably lead to... the Inevitable City.</div>
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But first I had to travel through the lands past conquered by my brethren. The lands from which my great guild drew their first blood. Yes my friends, Anlec!<br />
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Okay so one server transfer later and I was back in action! Doing the devious deeds that dark deviants do best.</div>
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It's not what it looks like I swear! Okay it probably is. But, you know, we are a very sexually liberated people and if you can't handle that I guess it means you're racist.</div>
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Initially I was hoping to keep this diary in order to document the experience of being a Black Guard, in case any of you folks were curious about 'taking the black'. But it turns out I myself am far more entertaining than being a tank with minimal cc. I will however say this: Monstrous Rending. MONSTROUS RENDING! If displacing ALL THE BLOOD of three people at once is your idea of a good time (if it isn't I feel bad for you, son) then look no further. This skill is what makes being a Black Guard worthwhile.</div>
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There is something strangely spooky about doing a PQ all on your own, but it seems I've fallen behind once again and the lands ring with the echoes of battle already over. Occasionally I see signs of life, but I feel an ever increasing sense of urgency to get to the city and the end game content...</div>
<br />Valeigra Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13152902404897336015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793812075524336353.post-67855736226870504222010-12-20T16:46:00.000-08:002010-12-20T16:46:33.733-08:00Keg End<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsKgOL1Pvmrj01U-MIzjVRxpmw3zHwyIoYYrCQSSDgnL6Jc5aeZbItvEVBjqCy3CHdcMzMXematLOsCMXh2e60Gcom6WbQwOx70PHxM4Ym13XjJYeOf-t_SndAqQQ72bQT6qV30TvWz1w/s1600/Kerboom.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="216" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsKgOL1Pvmrj01U-MIzjVRxpmw3zHwyIoYYrCQSSDgnL6Jc5aeZbItvEVBjqCy3CHdcMzMXematLOsCMXh2e60Gcom6WbQwOx70PHxM4Ym13XjJYeOf-t_SndAqQQ72bQT6qV30TvWz1w/s640/Kerboom.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Valeigra Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13152902404897336015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793812075524336353.post-55865013006169843152010-12-15T08:55:00.000-08:002010-12-15T08:55:11.132-08:00What's green and Orcy?Finally a place where I can kill people without consequence! Sure Dark Elves admire the murderous streak, but they get awfully particular about the whos and the whens. Orcs are about as much fun as you can have with your panties on. I'll drink to that!<br />
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The first thing there is to know is that they flat out HATE dwarves. And who doesn't really? They are short, fat, obnoxious, rude, petty, irascible* and have huge amounts of excess hair. Basically the only people who like dwarves are those that share these traits and choose validation over self improvement.<br />
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All I really know is that they can cave your head in with rocks (in the middle of a grassy field with no rocks let alone caves) and then dance around your prone body until you die of disgust. Also Gromril Plating might need a nerf... Orc tend to attract Goblins which come in one of two flavours; those who love squigs and those who love men.<br />
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I like the queer ones, their healing rainbows go perfectly with my tanky skills.<br />
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The other ones are not so great, smelling of rotting mushroom turds and sticking their bits inside squigs. Pass.<br />
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Turns out there's giants around these parts too. I don't know if they are attracted by the Dwarves or they attract Orcs but either way it is not wise to provoke them...<br />
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Oh, I managed to make enough money for a drake-flight to t2. How you ask?<br />
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Centerfold bitches!<br />
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But this vacation has left me broke and those guild mounts are NOT cheap, so it looks like I'll be back in the ranks of the Black Guard. Perhaps this time I'll actually learn something useful? Like what exactly are we guarding and why are we all so down about it?<br />
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*look it up n00bValeigra Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13152902404897336015noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793812075524336353.post-89673762066804397892010-12-09T16:43:00.000-08:002010-12-09T16:43:21.825-08:00Mandred '09<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Yo! A friend of mine hooked me up with this guy who works at Mandred's Hold. He's like the Lord of General Sales and Enquiries I think. Name's Jeff. Anyway he said he could swipe me some new armor if I promised to play at his after-hours staff party. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGXndO1CxzFddzeZ46GI-VUZDDBWOB8djf8sK_TKWan-XoZjEs1PyBoqxpdZm-o5O_f9PBbADsemRQEFTB8EO4fPhiJJdqJ6NE2TBM4qJqkvkglOqPb4HFF84pWdbI1cdJgivLnrB9Fvg/s1600/Song.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="522" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGXndO1CxzFddzeZ46GI-VUZDDBWOB8djf8sK_TKWan-XoZjEs1PyBoqxpdZm-o5O_f9PBbADsemRQEFTB8EO4fPhiJJdqJ6NE2TBM4qJqkvkglOqPb4HFF84pWdbI1cdJgivLnrB9Fvg/s640/Song.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Oh yeah I pay metal guitar. Surprised? I didn't think so. What self-respecting Black Guard doesn't?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBFpadPgR6ThyF_1Gz6rv1FkYAYPNoYUm2Lzm9lEti2Wp8paVJCPJIZHcarev_jEkJDKgc-MdC2yrdDpRGPu2EbGKcgY9xNbRDahi2zISzw1dniKOpQW5jFpgrSf5PDZU3lfSr46TZWfk/s1600/Keepo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="472" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBFpadPgR6ThyF_1Gz6rv1FkYAYPNoYUm2Lzm9lEti2Wp8paVJCPJIZHcarev_jEkJDKgc-MdC2yrdDpRGPu2EbGKcgY9xNbRDahi2zISzw1dniKOpQW5jFpgrSf5PDZU3lfSr46TZWfk/s640/Keepo.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Enough blabber, POWER UP! Rwoaaaaaaaaar! (Altered Beast? Anyone?)</div>Valeigra Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13152902404897336015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793812075524336353.post-72702119346896401672010-12-08T05:31:00.000-08:002010-12-08T05:38:45.675-08:00While waiting for SC's to pop...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Hey again! How's things? Me, I'm swell. Well, sort of...</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Life without a job has it's pros and cons. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQxO3BN4zt2a1dTacf96vKOeSt0My-5A2Vh-BBZ9YbrExbH6BpKyh653O9MY1plNgHP9FxpHPNExjxFQlMZpmNxuCAlZdOwGyPiPZZ_EiShmm5NMG2hdgNAr6oA4Gc0-bsSBJPgAzQtFg/s1600/Greattimes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="608" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQxO3BN4zt2a1dTacf96vKOeSt0My-5A2Vh-BBZ9YbrExbH6BpKyh653O9MY1plNgHP9FxpHPNExjxFQlMZpmNxuCAlZdOwGyPiPZZ_EiShmm5NMG2hdgNAr6oA4Gc0-bsSBJPgAzQtFg/s640/Greattimes.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Sure I get to sleep outdoors and do whatever I want whenever I want whoever I want, but a girl has needs! New shoes, new jewels, talismans, career training. I'd even like to travel! I hear in some countries it's a compliment to belch after eating and a punch to the face is an acceptable greeting. That sort of thing has big appeal to a tank. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwcVqgwVWY_-20kjY3LGXk17cGJ9r2mi7c1IhmLMEeEm_yq90gUpSvH7kASPSZn-2eU8o7QzxxiGAloW_FSWz7Bh8sVwPa26Si3gZQjF-g6hswF3Xes0MtpyXhs-R-7nOXuPUstndEcFo/s1600/Diddlebiscuits.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="584" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwcVqgwVWY_-20kjY3LGXk17cGJ9r2mi7c1IhmLMEeEm_yq90gUpSvH7kASPSZn-2eU8o7QzxxiGAloW_FSWz7Bh8sVwPa26Si3gZQjF-g6hswF3Xes0MtpyXhs-R-7nOXuPUstndEcFo/s640/Diddlebiscuits.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Anyway I tried a little temp work teaching Witch Hunters etiquette, they really are hopeless! Instead of introducing themselves with a cordial greeting they just unstealth behind people. Then, rather than a firm handshake, they are more inclined to murder you. Naturally, my class will be down to one twinked out student before the week is out...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijyCRxUZhDsPal06z2dHtAST0mGttIjiUdFG1Htu01_Z-X0SfyBNE0Pr-H8a6QtB2yjDAAN766vD9I7UWyGtzh_3HqSgEbBhQ6U5F9SRcLP4oTPFPUv8HLs4CXodd1zeD70nHHCeAjNI8/s1600/Datenight.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="174" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijyCRxUZhDsPal06z2dHtAST0mGttIjiUdFG1Htu01_Z-X0SfyBNE0Pr-H8a6QtB2yjDAAN766vD9I7UWyGtzh_3HqSgEbBhQ6U5F9SRcLP4oTPFPUv8HLs4CXodd1zeD70nHHCeAjNI8/s640/Datenight.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">One of the other teachers asked me out. He's like the dark arts professor or something. But all I heard was arts professor and thought 'this guy probably has a stash'. Well I was wrong about the stash, but right about the combination of pretentious wanker and pathetic low-income lives-with-his-mother loser. Anyway he's gone now, apparently he attacked some wizard kid so yeah.</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Before moving on I took a walk through Salzenmund. I don't see what all the fuss is about, human architecture is so crude and not nearly pointy enough.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRI2FMmApQADwgL1jRfeQP2wTqIN5obKKnFJdweFK-qZm8xMAXxpZcexekWxU3ro2cjrg13s94GMe9Nqb4BcBjRnFQeZMKPLgOVEx3CuXOA3CJ-ahRtwW7f20KfM6x1j5uapFgm3xoZwI/s1600/Helga.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="216" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRI2FMmApQADwgL1jRfeQP2wTqIN5obKKnFJdweFK-qZm8xMAXxpZcexekWxU3ro2cjrg13s94GMe9Nqb4BcBjRnFQeZMKPLgOVEx3CuXOA3CJ-ahRtwW7f20KfM6x1j5uapFgm3xoZwI/s640/Helga.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Some fish-woman picked a fight with me Innsmouth style. Well I'm sorry but I can't tolerate ugmo bitches</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwqjAQtHrawe-7OsAG6BOBlrHiY8kZ0_sd0Rp_10Fmd0oLLqYAthvcxZePU-GG0poIcfj9SmV_jYm8zHVBZbQyDh22ADQlv50hf9VKN0Csd2loFs9oezGKOXtprs736ADAUr_mKSrJtoc/s1600/Yakilledmewife.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="198" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwqjAQtHrawe-7OsAG6BOBlrHiY8kZ0_sd0Rp_10Fmd0oLLqYAthvcxZePU-GG0poIcfj9SmV_jYm8zHVBZbQyDh22ADQlv50hf9VKN0Csd2loFs9oezGKOXtprs736ADAUr_mKSrJtoc/s640/Yakilledmewife.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Or their wimpy men!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpgXnwU2JlFtpb55oJtXAljBPWuZ2OQfVh3jM-trQzaRaLVD67UY5_e-UudQPwSmxwq0l3aav5NMOPiMXvi8N2LFa-GbYZrOhzwkCldxlTnLqKVQyl48GUh1DrQixB2NvP2HjrLf_PtII/s1600/Tagrat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpgXnwU2JlFtpb55oJtXAljBPWuZ2OQfVh3jM-trQzaRaLVD67UY5_e-UudQPwSmxwq0l3aav5NMOPiMXvi8N2LFa-GbYZrOhzwkCldxlTnLqKVQyl48GUh1DrQixB2NvP2HjrLf_PtII/s640/Tagrat.jpg" width="280" /></a></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Inspiration struck and I busted this out. The guards just walked right by! Bunch of wusses.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMDU_tDIimfmNI3zv8ZjIT8K7amvp9YKPnBZXFJGkquQxJkDhFh9zQio3jgYbimlsKHjINZ0FxRhaWUVYyEiVE64ih_naa_32Gc8STyRYQDpgAKKUInTlgIRzpeEjEcoiqrfOG6YrQItY/s1600/Twilight.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="482" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMDU_tDIimfmNI3zv8ZjIT8K7amvp9YKPnBZXFJGkquQxJkDhFh9zQio3jgYbimlsKHjINZ0FxRhaWUVYyEiVE64ih_naa_32Gc8STyRYQDpgAKKUInTlgIRzpeEjEcoiqrfOG6YrQItY/s640/Twilight.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Ugh, it seems like you just can't escape this shit lately. But good luck marketing abstinence to Dark Elves! If they had films well, they would be a combination of Ichi The Killer and Antichrist.</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Go ahead and watch them, I'll wait >:D</div>Valeigra Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13152902404897336015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793812075524336353.post-66132426833668033352010-12-06T10:10:00.000-08:002010-12-08T05:42:21.210-08:002 Years ago, Anlec...Hi! My name is Valeigra and today I begin my new life as a Black Guard. What does this mean you may ask? Well I'm not too sure myself. Wearing black and guarding things I guess. More importantly, why would anyone want to take part in a crapola war stunk up with prissy elves and dwarves?<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY1M1uVwWAUpjmuizI3a80XxQdn1WPfay5rjNCkgafBMaUrO6njcUkJDEalui-EB5ppNtt2xnhc0Dwukuky9G0X6BERZ8-V8zAVJjcRuq1LoQ5JnFDT-HtGvr4a_51xenGBlPf85VKfbk/s1600/Brother1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="384" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY1M1uVwWAUpjmuizI3a80XxQdn1WPfay5rjNCkgafBMaUrO6njcUkJDEalui-EB5ppNtt2xnhc0Dwukuky9G0X6BERZ8-V8zAVJjcRuq1LoQ5JnFDT-HtGvr4a_51xenGBlPf85VKfbk/s640/Brother1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>I've always looked up to my older brother Lysanthrisia, because he lives right at the top of a Black Ark. And, being bored out of my skull by the drudgeries of your average dark elf's life, decided to pay him a visit. Plus I thought it'd be sweet to brag about around the blood cauldron.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9m2wNQ0je5xgrfrNXa9ZRWrDYSjlIF8UAo3FUuN9XqDpE41MknekgCdnuZaRPPYob9rEySNQW-Q2Obtn8VXcLZx6_CziCICU2BnUV1Gz51YEnSCx0E4A_VQYUtFFw7EWmkzvqDCxdw2Y/s1600/Brother2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="384" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9m2wNQ0je5xgrfrNXa9ZRWrDYSjlIF8UAo3FUuN9XqDpE41MknekgCdnuZaRPPYob9rEySNQW-Q2Obtn8VXcLZx6_CziCICU2BnUV1Gz51YEnSCx0E4A_VQYUtFFw7EWmkzvqDCxdw2Y/s640/Brother2.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Then came the great bit of the day where it turns out my brother is an asshole and <i> </i>I can't stay with him because he has some important hoe or something he's trying to get fresh with. I don't believe that crap for a second. He's just so socially retarded he thinks that 'friends' are a tv show. I came all this way to visit him and he won't even put me up because he can't beat off with his door closed like a normal person.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLHXSCFpLJRJt6Qs9dO0w5O-jXYjvSO2KC0DWZgueSvz41O3MVA7qygjFShyV4YHktdIDWg35GchsD56CI8vvXme-rBL0xxUwsmWp__DthAjiqZuXjjg0NJs7T5GLUQvvGw-kWFEMpF2E/s1600/Bored.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLHXSCFpLJRJt6Qs9dO0w5O-jXYjvSO2KC0DWZgueSvz41O3MVA7qygjFShyV4YHktdIDWg35GchsD56CI8vvXme-rBL0xxUwsmWp__DthAjiqZuXjjg0NJs7T5GLUQvvGw-kWFEMpF2E/s640/Bored.jpg" width="432" /></a></div>So with no money to get a ship home, and no desire to board one without the fare, I shrugged massive and joined the war. Better than being bored out of your mind with nothing to do and nowhere to go right? Wrong. Turns out being a rank 1 Blackguard is a lot like being asleep, but without the funky dreams or lack of consciousness. You just run around spamming your one attack over and over and over. A lot like being a rr80 Chosen. But then I felt something building inside me... something awesome and terrible and it wasn't gas or love. It was, according to the five minutes of Donnie Darko I saw on the boat, the exact opposite of love.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVGhObZqowwpMyh0BS0tyOu4UL78bQjBNTRMdcA113_NIuOs1q4JJsKt-zmINLSGz2GE3fD-wZj4-O0velDiUVsLDanhHidDk8ur_v8S0NjyhNQqPVi-p6RAPJoHU-q41TlOWuQkT-GfI/s1600/Hater.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVGhObZqowwpMyh0BS0tyOu4UL78bQjBNTRMdcA113_NIuOs1q4JJsKt-zmINLSGz2GE3fD-wZj4-O0velDiUVsLDanhHidDk8ur_v8S0NjyhNQqPVi-p6RAPJoHU-q41TlOWuQkT-GfI/s640/Hater.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>IT WAS HATE! And I loved it. I hated stuff sooo much I accidentally stabbed the captain right through the chest. Oops! In all fairness though anyone who combines long hair with a high ponytail probably had it coming. Whatever. Crank up the Pantera and let the good times roll!<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivphgFHjmSLry5simeyk4EoVHxO3_oM7_fntOHGGFMibIyX1pT_3b8QQ1vIf4aB2j0d1Ok7DrYUrMhD19WBlpqGBV2wJdZQgwO_6bcJcPHG9UATPxrkzr_IGtsgqYJVDOhFw_KbwS7cQE/s1600/Thugglyfe.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="472" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivphgFHjmSLry5simeyk4EoVHxO3_oM7_fntOHGGFMibIyX1pT_3b8QQ1vIf4aB2j0d1Ok7DrYUrMhD19WBlpqGBV2wJdZQgwO_6bcJcPHG9UATPxrkzr_IGtsgqYJVDOhFw_KbwS7cQE/s640/Thugglyfe.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Valeigra Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13152902404897336015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793812075524336353.post-16704542330927590952010-12-05T13:42:00.000-08:002010-12-05T13:49:39.924-08:00ReturnIt's been two long years since I first set foot in Ulthuan and joined the war against the High Elves and the order alliance. In that time I have survived through the horrors of WAR*, and it has made me bitter and contemptuous. I have focused down kings and lowbies alike and found no joy in the wholesale slaughter, only an endless lust for more. I have stood by the banner of the guild Scion and broken warbands before us. But here in Volkmar that name is just a whisper on the wind. The world around me has become grey; the valleys of Dragonwake and Thunder Mountain once majestic and breathtaking are now commonplace. Little more than a pathing hindrance. Long gone are quests for glory, the learning of new skills or the acquisition of great treasures. I sit atop a dragon's horde of gold and talismans and think nothing of it. My vault contains enough full sets of the finest armor to adorn me twelve times over and countless weapons of otherworldly craftsmanship. Yet all I can see is the next purple tick. I constantly scroll my combat log looking not for KBs, but to see if opponents are even <i>worth</i> killing. And when my bloodlust fades, as my belief in this war dissolves, what have I left to keep me here? Perhaps it is time for peace, or at least an end to this tragedy? I could turn around and sail home tomorrow.<br />
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Instead I returned to the Blighted Isle. To Black Ark Landing and Narthain Beach to remember how it all used to be. To feel young and innocent once more. Two long years ago, it seems completely different to the vague recollection in my head. I should come here more often, but sadly there is no reason. It is deserted. I take off my armor and my greaves and stand once more upon the boat that brought me here. To my delight the memories flood back. I was so naive, untrained... a total n00b in a new world. But I was happy.<br />
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Oh and one more thing while I'm here...<br />
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*Anyone who has played WAR know <i>exactly</i> what I mean by this.Valeigra Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13152902404897336015noreply@blogger.com0